I thought Kmart’s heart was in the right place after they stuck by Martha Stewart when she went to jail, but I’ve just learned that they are selling these disturbing, pro-abstinence sweatpants.
Aside from the fact that abstinence-only education has been proven not to work and is a dangerous substitute for real sex education (“A condom? What’s that? Okay, just the tip. That won’t impregnate me with your illegitimate child.”), if I were designing abstinence-only bottoms, they most definitely would not be drawstring! One quick pull and you’re in. (Thanks to Scott R. for the tip!)