This never gets old. The original WELCOME TO MY HOME is pretty funny to begin with, but I’m a hundred percent fifty-fifty that the above parody provides even more laughs.
Another diet tip is if you get too much of anything in your mouth, just spit it out. God knows I do!
Kudos me! I made myself pregnant.
Look at the good I do. Get out of here. I’m a pirate.
Never met a carrot I didn’t like, except for this one!
Thanks to Corey for the tipper-tapper.