The local law enforcement of Provincetown, MA is committed to addressing the rising “problem” of public sex on its beaches, which has tripled in the last year and is traumatizing prudish whalewatchers and clueless out-of-town families alike.
Attention was drawn to the issue after a visiting New Jersey family wandering in the dunes allegedly saw “a large group of men having ‘sex in the nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open.'”
This reeks of a set-up to me. How clueless do you have to be to go traipsing around the dunes in P-Town looking for anything other than gay sex acts? Aren’t there plenty of other family-friendly beaches in the U.S. where they can find the nesting terns or whatever it is they were looking for?