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What would you do if some dude you met on the street left you messages like these?

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left.

The best part is that he's from Toronto! 416 area code baby.

(via Holy Taco)

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posted by Frank on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 in Retarded
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BWAAAAHAHAAAAA! What a fucking LOSER!!!

Posted by: Doctress Julia | July 13, 2008 5:04 PM

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http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

listen to the interview.

he uses the "elegant" line...

Posted by: Jay | July 11, 2008 7:31 PM

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Oy Vey. Where's my gun...

Posted by: kevin from cincinnati | July 10, 2008 4:38 PM

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"You go up to [any girl] and say "you're one of the most elegant women I've ever seen." Even if they're punked up, their fucking minds are blown because they're not used to being called elegant. They'll do almost anything after that."

That's a quote from one of Dmitri the Lover's laughable "How to get women" seminars. Several of my friends in Toronto have been approached by this repetitive, stalkerish douchebag. He had lavalife and nerve.com profiles up a few years ago, an acquaintance sent his ridiculous "elegant" (and insistent!) pickups to everyone on her email list.

There's an expose article about him on BlogTO. Other ppl on this thread have linked to more info about him; in short, James Sears is his real name, and, interestingly, he was refused entry into military med school because he's a borderline sociopath.

Posted by: mimi | July 8, 2008 11:49 PM

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OH MY GOD.....

What a complete fucking lunatic.

I found myself actually wincing throughout that entire thing! Lol.


-S

Posted by: Stevie | July 8, 2008 10:10 PM

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Read the following links and the message gets infinitely creepier.

http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/13/5272201-sun.html

http://www.cpso.on.ca/Publications/Discsum/1993/disc93.07.htm#Dr.%20James%20N.%20Sears

Posted by: Steve | July 8, 2008 8:50 PM

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I WOULD DIE.

Posted by: Kevin | July 8, 2008 7:34 PM

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"...its extremely passive aggressive...you should look that up passive aggressive disorder..." What a total male cunt!

Posted by: Chris | July 8, 2008 7:08 PM

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Ha Ha Ha!!! He needs his own reality show. That was truly classic.

Posted by: PK | July 8, 2008 7:00 PM

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U nbelievable
S trange
A wesome

And way to go to publish it on the Inet, Olga ;)

Posted by: larryfilou | July 8, 2008 5:40 PM

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