Nothing has been this fake since Ashlee Simpson hoe-downed on Saturday Night Live. According to the NEW YORK TIMES, Lin Miaoke (above right) lip-synced her way through “Ode to the Motherland” during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Beijing last week. That deceitful bitch!
In actual fact, the voice that we heard belonged to the less cute Yang Peiyi (pictured above on the left).
I didn’t actually watch the opening ceremonies cause I think I might have been drunk…in fact I can guarantee it. I just can’t tell you what I drank, where I was, or who I was with. In any case I want some sort of restitution for this lip-syncing travesty.
Thanks to Kevin R. for the 建议.