!! OMG, my new hero: Russell Brand !!
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I love Russell Brand, host of last night's MTV VMAs, because he did what nobody else would do; he tore The Jonas Brothers some new orifaces because they wear virginal "Promise Rings".
Here are some of my favourite (paraphrased) quotes:
They could have sex with anyone in the world. It's a bit ungrateful, really. It's like if Superman decided to never fly again and just took the bus everywhere.
Here comes Taylor Swift to bring on The Jonas Brothers. It's gonna be a long time before she brings any of them off!
And finally Brand's retort after unbelievably obnoxious Jordin Sparks said that everyone who doesn't wear a Promise Ring is a slut:
I have to apologize about making fun of The Jonas Brothers for wearing Promise Rings. I don't want to piss off American teenagers - I want the opposite actually. No, wait, that doesn't mean I want to piss on American teenagers...I hear that's been a problem here in this country and I don't want any of that rhubarb!
Hazzah!
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posted by Graydon on Monday, September 8, 2008
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Russell Brand is 101% great!! he did a good job at the VMA did just what he was hired to do make ppl talk about the show and boy are they!
Posted by:
DOO |
September 15, 2008 12:03 PM
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I'm not sure why people got so upset. I thought he was funny and a breath of fresh air. Plus, it's MTV, and even though it's not as edgy as it used to be, people are bitching like it was on the Disney channel.
Great for the Jonas Bros that they wear the rings, great for Jordin Sparks being uptight and in obvious need of a lay, great for the people who got offended.
But I got a kick out of it all and was still dissapointed that there wasn't a truly debauched moment the entire night.
Posted by:
Alex |
September 11, 2008 4:11 AM
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I must be getting old... I don't give a shit about any one of these people.
Posted by:
spiffy |
September 10, 2008 3:06 AM
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Russell Brand was awful. His hair is so 80's Duran Duran....I am sick of all the caustic British Eurotrash on our television shows. We need to employ Americans.
Posted by:
jimmy |
September 9, 2008 11:54 AM
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Russell Brand IS a god, you're right. I cannot wait to see what else he will do! My favorite!!!!!
Posted by:
Jersey Boy |
September 8, 2008 11:10 PM
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Who is Russell Brand? Is he who Yahoo Serious grew up to be?
Posted by:
Matilda |
September 8, 2008 10:45 PM
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It just amazes me how people idolize these slimey slutty cretins. What's wrong with giving American kids someone to look up to-someone that isn't in the news everyday because they are immature vile beings.
Russel Brand should be shipped back to his own country on a raft with nothing but a Britney video to keep him company ... shut up and leave!
Posted by:
ohguy937 |
September 8, 2008 10:22 PM
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omg, Russel Brand was hilarious!! I thought the whole attack on the Jonas brothers thing was so funny. Especially when he said he got one of their rings... lol. I don't know y everyone's so shocked. I mean, like mary said, it's not the church channel! And i betcha all 3 of the Jonas brothers are just wearing the rings as a publicity thing. Just to seem "pure..."
Posted by:
devin |
September 8, 2008 9:40 PM
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Russell Brand is a no-talent asshole. His comments at the VMAs were not only out of line they were tasteless and unfunny. Who the fuck is anybody to decide when others should have sex? I couldn't care less about the Jonas Brothers, and as a left-wing, gay, atheist, I don't really understand the concept of keeping oneself "pure," but it's their decision.
Posted by:
Ken |
September 8, 2008 7:23 PM
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Jordin Sparks is a fat stupid anti-choice nazi cow.
Posted by:
Gail |
September 8, 2008 4:13 PM
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