I love Russell Brand, host of last night’s MTV VMAs, because he did what nobody else would do; he tore The Jonas Brothers some new orifaces because they wear virginal “Promise Rings”.
Here are some of my favourite (paraphrased) quotes:
They could have sex with anyone in the world. It’s a bit ungrateful, really. It’s like if Superman decided to never fly again and just took the bus everywhere.
Here comes Taylor Swift to bring on The Jonas Brothers. It’s gonna be a long time before she brings any of them off!
And finally Brand’s retort after unbelievably obnoxious Jordin Sparks said that everyone who doesn’t wear a Promise Ring is a slut:
I have to apologize about making fun of The Jonas Brothers for wearing Promise Rings. I don’t want to piss off American teenagers – I want the opposite actually. No, wait, that doesn’t mean I want to piss on American teenagers…I hear that’s been a problem here in this country and I don’t want any of that rhubarb!