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!! OMG, it shrinks your boobs: Coffee !!

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Even though studies have shown that coffee contains healthful antioxidents and can contribute to cardio-vascular health, it turns out there is yet another study on coffee, and this time it's not such hot news. Apparently, about 50% of all women carry a gene that shows a correlation between boobie size and coffee intake.

Though your boobs might shrink, so will your chances of breast cancer. THIS ARTICLE reads:

...while a regular brew appears to have a somewhat deflationary aspect, there is also one very positive effect in that coffee reduces the risk of breast cancer. Women with an average weight but big breasts and a high number of mammary glands run an above average risk of developing breast cancer. Previous studies have shown that women can reduce this risk by drinking at least three cups of coffee a day.

So drink up...what do I care if you have teeny boobs? Just as long as you're around to lend me money.



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posted by Graydon on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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Does it work on manboobs?

Posted by: Seth | October 21, 2008 12:43 PM

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How I wish that were true! I'm 5'2 98 lbs. wear a 34C & drink tons of coffee & mine haven't shrunk at all!

Posted by: aiv | October 21, 2008 11:55 AM

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