!! OMG, no free lunch: Skinny Dippers !!

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Two dudes and a woman in Maine were charged with indecent exposure after skinny dipping in order to get a free sandwich.

After they had jumped into the water, the three returned to the dock, where they stopped to dry themselves with a towel. He recalled one of the men bending over and drying his feet and ankles while exposing himself. “I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off,” [a witness] testified.

The woman was not convicted, but the two guys were. If it was Mario Lopez and Anderson Cooper nobody would’ve complained! This is uglyism at its worst.
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3 Comments on "OMG, no free lunch: Skinny Dippers"

  1. That’s kind of dumb for the witness to say “anus”, trying to sound all technical. The anus is what’s on the inside. Unless some interesting stuff was going on before they got out of the water, I doubt dude was wide open like that.
    But yeah, I don’t see why the woman wasn’t charged.

  2. Can we men help it if our genitals are on the outside of our bodies? The double-standard is alive and well.

  3. ““I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off,” he testified.”
    There seems to be a lot of detail from the witness.
    Definitely a case of uglyism.
    No one is going to complain if it was Anderson cooper.

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