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Strike one, ugly dick.

Strike two, the rest of the package is unattractive. Pasty white, no muscle tone, undead look is sooo not sexy. If I wanted to fuck a dead person, I'd go to the morgue and get'em fresh.

Strike three, I have no clue who this is. It says a VJ for TRL, and we know that doesn't take talent (i.e. Carson Daly). Which leaves no other means to make him attractive.

Posted by: tsavo | November 23, 2008 12:19 PM

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What does size have to do with it. He looks like a walking advertisement for birth control.
Put it on, Put it on, Put it on!

Posted by: t0m0smith | November 23, 2008 1:59 AM

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Not to defend this mess, but... it *is* wintertime, he *is* outside, and there *is* such a thing called shrinkage. Still, some pubes might help with keeping the parcel warmer :/

Posted by: Victoria | November 22, 2008 6:39 PM

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gross

Posted by: Taylor | November 21, 2008 11:36 PM

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For all of his loose cannon behavior on the air I would have expected bigger balls.

Posted by: Alan down in Florida | November 21, 2008 11:34 AM

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not hot

Posted by: César | November 20, 2008 1:18 PM

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omg - and not in a good way.
Is that results of one of those bizarre French experimental thumb transplants?

"MEN NEED PUBIC HAIR TO FRAME THEIR JUNK. period. "
Wouldn't that mean he would require something to frame?

Posted by: Fräulein | November 20, 2008 12:33 PM

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Okay, this is some type of ex-gay therapy, right? Well, it's working.

Posted by: niles | November 20, 2008 10:00 AM

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eww, that's a really bad mutilated (cut) penis. ick, ick.

Posted by: DLR in Canada | November 20, 2008 3:26 AM

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Looks really terrible now. might have been cute before.

Posted by: chris | November 20, 2008 12:14 AM

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