So, for some reason, Gwyneth Paltrow feels the need to rub her fabulous life in your face via a website called GOOP. On GOOP, Gwyneth tells you why your life sucks and what you need to do to be better, like her:
My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.
Over the years, I have tried lots of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what’s real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you’ve never been to. Learn something new. Don’t be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.
OH MY GOD! This makes me so mad! Hey, Gwyneth, here’s why your life is so f*cking fantastic: You were born into privelige, you are kind of pretty, and are married to a rich rock star. F*CK YOU!
She might as well just say what she really thinks – if you’re poor or ugly, just kill yourself, cause I have no use for you.
Thanks to Kirby for the tippy.