These toys probably made you like wieners. From Michael Jackson dolls to the ever-controversial OOZINATOR, you were basically helpless to the gayness of these playthings. I still kind of want a Petster.
I don't know about the rest of those toys, but I'm pretty sure that playing with those ribbon dancer things made me gay. Man, those were awesome.
Also, those crying teddy bears probably gave those kids some major attachment issues in the future. I find something disturbing about crying animals as a "toy."
In regards to the Oozinator, all I can say is pumping required indeed. (That joke isn't the most creative, but I felt it must be said.)
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