OMG reader Nick sent us a link to a website about a bizarre fetish, Entophillia. Entophilia is an insect fetish and THIS WEBSITE can get you right into the game with FAQs, instructions, and even a place to buy nits to put in your bush. Here’s a testimonial from a “bugger”:
When he plunged all the way in, pubis to pubis, I could feel his tiny lovers crawl from his body to mine. It was the most erotic experience of my life! A week later, whenever I scratched, I could only think of him and this lasting momento of our encounter. Our bodies are now linked in a deeply spiritual and biological way. I can barely stop touching myself and thinking of him.
What are they like, you ask?:
First, they DON’T BITE, they just live off dead skin cells and such in your bush. Really, you’re cleaner with them there than without them. Second, these babies are HUGE!!! Well, huge compared to regular lice. And they just live happily in your underwear. It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around. It’s like having personal Sea monkeys in your pants 😉
Hmmm…nothing more romantic than sharing crabs.