!! OMG, seriously: Fuck My Life !!
If you know me in real life you know I'm an even more pathetic sad-sack than I am in my online persona, so you might not be surprised if you find me commiserating with the people on FML - FUCK MY LIFE. FML is a collection of the shitty little stories that everyone has happen in their day-to-day lives. It's great when you want to feel a bit better about yourself - consider these gems:
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, add her new boyfriend to her friends and changed her status to "I'm so happy". FML
Exactly.
Scooped from Justin.
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posted by Graydon on Thursday, January 15, 2009
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