!! OMG, he's a dad: 13-Year-Old !!
4-foot-tall 13-year-old father Alfie Patten doesn't know how much diapers cost for his newborn baby. He did, however, know how to put his penis into his 15-year-old girlfriend until the juicies came out. At 13 I thought sex was wrapping toilet paper around your neck. I was a bit behind. Then again, by 15 I had a dick in my mouth, so things can move pretty quick I guess.
More HERE.
Thanks to Indie Genius for the tip. Via CURRENT.
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posted by Graydon on Friday, February 13, 2009
comments: 13 | category: Revolutionary
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Things can go very wrong very fast when you're young.I was being penetrated by my older uncles when I was 12 and I enjoyed it at the time.
Posted by:
sean |
February 15, 2009 9:16 PM
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HaHa!! It gets better.
Now three other boys say 'I'm the daddy.'
Paternity testing will be done:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2239272.ece
Posted by:
de Cosmos |
February 15, 2009 5:25 PM
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hahah graydon you're hilarious
Posted by:
cuteboysmakemenervous |
February 15, 2009 3:40 PM
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Very pathetic and sad that these children are parents at such a young age, but at least their own PARENTS are their to help them out.
Posted by:
Gail |
February 15, 2009 11:57 AM
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She lured him into having sex with her and the clueless boy was trapped by his hormones.
Posted by:
chris |
February 15, 2009 12:33 AM
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I hit puberty when I was 10, but I looked about 15. No way I was looking for a girl, though. Lol
Posted by:
Steve |
February 14, 2009 6:32 PM
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Except for the looking 10 part (gross), I don't see why this made news. 13 yr-olds have sex all-too-often.
P.S. On his YouTube video, he does not know the meaning of the word "financially" (when asked how he'd care for the baby financially).
Posted by:
SheQuon |
February 14, 2009 6:29 PM
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That is one ugly bitch.
Posted by:
Kevifabulous |
February 14, 2009 4:38 PM
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LMAO... it was 15 for me too!
Posted by:
Trey |
February 14, 2009 3:44 PM
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I think I looked older than this kid when I was five.
Posted by:
Steve |
February 14, 2009 6:11 AM
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