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!! OMG, he's a dad: 13-Year-Old !!

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4-foot-tall 13-year-old father Alfie Patten doesn't know how much diapers cost for his newborn baby. He did, however, know how to put his penis into his 15-year-old girlfriend until the juicies came out. At 13 I thought sex was wrapping toilet paper around your neck. I was a bit behind. Then again, by 15 I had a dick in my mouth, so things can move pretty quick I guess.

More HERE.

Thanks to Indie Genius for the tip. Via CURRENT.



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posted by Graydon on Friday, February 13, 2009
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Things can go very wrong very fast when you're young.I was being penetrated by my older uncles when I was 12 and I enjoyed it at the time.

Posted by: sean | February 15, 2009 9:16 PM

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HaHa!! It gets better.

Now three other boys say 'I'm the daddy.'

Paternity testing will be done:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2239272.ece

Posted by: de Cosmos | February 15, 2009 5:25 PM

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hahah graydon you're hilarious

Posted by: cuteboysmakemenervous | February 15, 2009 3:40 PM

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Very pathetic and sad that these children are parents at such a young age, but at least their own PARENTS are their to help them out.

Posted by: Gail | February 15, 2009 11:57 AM

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She lured him into having sex with her and the clueless boy was trapped by his hormones.

Posted by: chris | February 15, 2009 12:33 AM

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I hit puberty when I was 10, but I looked about 15. No way I was looking for a girl, though. Lol

Posted by: Steve | February 14, 2009 6:32 PM

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Except for the looking 10 part (gross), I don't see why this made news. 13 yr-olds have sex all-too-often.

P.S. On his YouTube video, he does not know the meaning of the word "financially" (when asked how he'd care for the baby financially).

Posted by: SheQuon | February 14, 2009 6:29 PM

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That is one ugly bitch.

Posted by: Kevifabulous | February 14, 2009 4:38 PM

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LMAO... it was 15 for me too!

Posted by: Trey | February 14, 2009 3:44 PM

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I think I looked older than this kid when I was five.

Posted by: Steve | February 14, 2009 6:11 AM

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