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My lord! How did all those leather-daddies and sensitive new-age guys ever trim their goatees before?
Ever since goatees crossed over from gay men to the str8 population and the number of men, especially suburban, xtian types had them, a thought came to my mind:
"Check out my goatee, it just screams 'insert dick here'".
