!! OMG, how convenient: No-Wash Underwear !!
So here's the scenario: It's Friday night, the end of a busy work week. Of course you didn't do laundry and oh no! You just remembered you have a date! And every undergarment you own has a dirty little stain on the crotch or in the crack. Should you wear your leather jockstrap? No...too soon. Better feel him out first. What are you going to do?
Don't fear, you dirty bastard, just pick up your NO-WASH UNDERWEAR with the urine-coloured front and poopie-coloured backside. Now, just stick a sheet of Bounce in there and you're good to go!
Via TABLOID PRODIGY.