!! OMG, how lucky: Easter Miracle Bed !!
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A bed for sale in Australia, which carries a "miraculous image" of Mary and Jesus in its wood grain, will apparently heal your cancer and give you babies. That is, according to THIS eBay listing:
This miraculous image was found when the bed was being wiped down for its next home with another relative.
Since then we've had a grandchild boom, 4 girls and 2 boys, all perfect.
As for myself, the bed has been back here for a year now as I needed the superior back support after a fall and though I've recently undergone many tests for cancer, I am now diagnosed as fit and well, so this bed has been my own EASTER MIRACLE.
And it will only cost you $200,000AU! Or $4,000,000 if you simply must have it now. The best part of the deal is that shipping is free! But hurry up! There are only a few hours left to bid on the bed. See the image of Mary and Jesus after the jump. I seriously thought it was a bloodstain for a good 10 minutes.
Thanks to Daniel for the tip!
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posted by Graydon on Monday, April 13, 2009
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