Cristiano Ronaldo had his shorts pulled up by a rival soccer player and since he doesn’t APPEAR TO WEAR UNDERWEAR on the field (or alternately he wears ONLY HIS UNDERWEAR) his dilly flopped out. See a couple NSFW screen grabs of the event after the jump. It’s a bit blurry cause it looks like it was flopping around pretty good, but you can tell it’s nothing to scoff at.
EDIT: Oops – I totally didn’t look at these pictures properly – I thought the blurry head underneath the shorts in the second photo was his wiener falling out. But OMG reader Mark has sent us a link to a better view of the goods which you can see after the jump along with my originally non-nude pics. Sowwy!
DOUBLE EDIT: So the nude is a fake. Oy. What a bust of a post! Oh well, at least there’s peen, and you can pretend it’s real!
TRIPLE EDIT: Loyal reader CB sent us the proof that the last pic is fake. The body and penis belong to someone named Angel Barrachina. Proof is after the jump.