A dance craze in Jamaica, called “Daggering”, is causing a stir after a rash of broken penises:
The erotic dancy style known as ‘daggering’, features couples simulating dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music. The steps generally include extreme gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps. According to media reports, couples have taken the dance moves to the bedroom with disastrous results.
I fractured my penis once when I tried to have sex with myself. It’s come to that, people.