!! OMG, he's naked: Joe DiMaggio !!

Baseball player and for a short time husband to Marilyn Monroe showed off his bat and balls in a photo back in the day. See the NSFW slugger after the jump!
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posted by Graydon on Monday, August 3, 2009
comments: 14 | category: Smuttastic
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Tiny Yankee meat, LOL. Now you know why a hot woman like Marilyn jettisoned this angry incher. She was a hot woman that needed Deep love that Joe could NEVER hope to provide.
Posted by:
tedwilliams |
July 11, 2010 3:48 AM
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What a lot of folks don't realize is that a lot of white men have tiny pee-pees when flaccid, then get big and fat when in launch mode.
That said, Joltin' Joe was no barrel of laughs, beat the crap out of Marilyn, and supposedly was terribly shy and avoided publicity, unless you paid him for his autograph.
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ProfessorVP |
August 5, 2009 12:45 AM
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That's so wrong. He's obviously a "grower not a shower" because he was known for being quite large.
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LOL |
August 4, 2009 11:10 PM
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What does it matter the size of his dick? Back then women were'nt expected to enjoy sex, just endure it.
Posted by:
xyz2 |
August 4, 2009 10:31 PM
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he's uncut...so he's def a grower...i'm sure he fills in quite nicely. But his face is wonky so I'd have to turn the light completely out, but I wouldn't kick him outta bed!
Posted by:
james |
August 4, 2009 9:53 PM
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hmm... i don't see anything wrong with it... i'd still hit it. looks pretty average to me!
Posted by:
pixi3 |
August 4, 2009 8:43 PM
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It looks like a wizard's sleeve.
Poor Fellow.
Where the hot heck did this picture come from anyhow?
Posted by:
mimi |
August 4, 2009 6:41 PM
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He's probably like me. A grower not a shower. And I've had no complaints.
Posted by:
growernotshower |
August 4, 2009 4:59 PM
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Somebody needs to mow the infield if they want to find the balls.
Posted by:
SacMan |
August 4, 2009 2:31 AM
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Somebody needs to mow the infield if they want to find to balls.
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SacMan |
August 4, 2009 2:31 AM
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