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OMG reader Morgan sent us these photos of his collection of "Gorgeous Creatures" dolls. Apparently, in 1979 some drug-riddled executives at Mattel approved a line of animal-whore hybrids for children to play with. Both erotic and terrifying, they beat the hell out of Bratz.

See more of these wonderful disasters after the jump.

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» posted by Graydon on Monday, August 17, 2009
comments: 4 | category: Fashionistic |


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I think these were a good idea - feminist groups are always whining about Barbie and co setting unrealistic body images for young girls, so these can make even an ugly girl feel like a princess! :)
Mind you, they do remind me somewhat of the Ms Piglet inflatable...

» posted by Gordon | August 18, 2009 1:03 AM
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Something out of a Fellini film - poor children's psyches must have been scarred for life.

» posted by niles | August 17, 2009 10:33 PM
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I can't believe this I have been looking for these dolls forever. I am 35 and a guy but I got sapnked as akid for playing with my best friends amber's dolls, cuz they thought it would make me gay. I think me liking boys makes me gay, LOL....Thank you for finding this lost gem of my closeted youth :):):)

» posted by bryan | August 17, 2009 1:39 PM
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I remember these horrifying things...

» posted by Rick | August 17, 2009 12:45 PM
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