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Girlfriends, it is time for me to say goodbye. I'm moving to New York and have taken on other projects, so this is my last post as a regular contributor to !! OMG !! and I'll miss you all dearly. I'll miss the lovers, the haterz, the incessant and ridiculous cut vs. uncut debates, and most of all, I'll miss the Paula Poundstone DEFENDERS.
If you see a bewildered 40-something (I'm 26, but I have ALS - Ali Lohan Syndrome) wandering the streets of New York screaming out for Christopher Meloni please just take my hand and guide me to the closest Cinnabon. They'll know what to do.
I was going to post Anal Jar as my final blog, but I dared not. I can't even bring myself to link to it. If you must see the most vile video I've ever come across in my internet travels, you'll have to Google it for yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you! It makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like a picnic with grandmother.
Instead, I leave you with my favourite video of the most glamourous cholita in all of America - something I would have posted every day if I could have.
So big thanks to Frank for letting me be self-deprecating and passive-aggressive on his blog every day for the past year, and you should all be very excited for the man who will be taking over for me. He's going to bring OMG to the next level. Frank will fill you in on that later...
You were the best blogger ever. Hopefully your absence here means more of you on your site. You are super, super, super awesome and made us laugh so much. Thank you and I'll miss you.
OMFG!! Why oh why i am litteraly shaking after watching that video it is god damn awful i couldnt even imagine the pain that he was going through and have u seen the amount of blood ???? omg he must have lost at least a pint there - going to vomit :(
Dear Graydon, Really enjoyed your work immensely. I wish you the best! I am too scared to look at anal jar if worse than 2 girls and a cup. Someone did not douche?Not just raunch humor like the lady who did cakefarts.com?
Luv ya, Joy of joysquirt.com
And if I totally knew that was your fave cholita evar - I would have gotten her autograph for you. I had met her (pre-fame on cops)at the 7/11 near Nob Hill.
why, oh why did you mention anal jar!!??? my curiosity piqued, i of course had to look it up....i am scarred for life! omfg!! i will never be the same after witnessing that horror! i must go throw up now.
