Girlfriends, it is time for me to say goodbye. I’m moving to New York and have taken on other projects, so this is my last post as a regular contributor to !! OMG !! and I’ll miss you all dearly. I’ll miss the lovers, the haterz, the incessant and ridiculous cut vs. uncut debates, and most of all, I’ll miss the Paula Poundstone DEFENDERS.
If you see a bewildered 40-something (I’m 26, but I have ALS – Ali Lohan Syndrome) wandering the streets of New York screaming out for Christopher Meloni please just take my hand and guide me to the closest Cinnabon. They’ll know what to do.
I was going to post Anal Jar as my final blog, but I dared not. I can’t even bring myself to link to it. If you must see the most vile video I’ve ever come across in my internet travels, you’ll have to Google it for yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! It makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like a picnic with grandmother.
Instead, I leave you with my favourite video of the most glamourous cholita in all of America – something I would have posted every day if I could have.
So big thanks to Frank for letting me be self-deprecating and passive-aggressive on his blog every day for the past year, and you should all be very excited for the man who will be taking over for me. He’s going to bring OMG to the next level. Frank will fill you in on that later…
Love and Kisses,
Excuse My Beauty,