!! OMG, He's Basically Naked: Brandon Beemer !!
Everything's better in Europe! Soap opera hunk Brandon Beemer (maybe the perfect man?) had to go all the way to Italy to get naked-- for Italian Vanity Fair. He could have stayed right here, stripped down for Bold and the Beautiful, and I think plenty of people would have been perfectly happy.
No, he doesn't show his cock in these pictures, and yes, the butt is more of a butt profile. But he's basically the perfect man, so shouldn't that count for something? Pics after the jump.