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!! OMG, He's Naked: British Gym Teacher! !!
Why wasn't Sam Handley, 25, of Kent (that's in England!!!) my high school gym teacher?! I mean, my own Ms. Wolf was pretty great because she let us do the daily crossword instead of playing volleyball, but still. She looked nothing like this hunky English sir, and she definitely wasn't posing nude as the news for hardcore solo-porn. That's probably just as well I suppose, but really-- imagine how much more fun shower-time would have been with this guy handing out towels?
Unfortunately for the students of Harvey Grammar, Mr. Handley's tenure as Brittania's most starkers pedagog has come to spermy and tearful end. The teacher, an amateur model who went by "Mike" at EnglishLads.com was fired yesterday amid a flurry of text messages after news of his nude tumescence was spread amongst students and reached the attention of killjoy administrators. Memo to whoever first found the pictures: instead of telling all your friends you should have just taken the snaps straight to Coach Handley and used them to blackmail him for sex. DUH!
UPDATE: EnglishLads.com has threatened us legally, even though we have promoted them for years, so we have taken down the photos. Not the coolest move! We encourage you to satisfy your hunger for uncircumcised English cock pretty much anywhere else, including Blake Mason, Naked UK Guys, or one of the million other sites doing exactly what they are doing. In the meantime, the naked gym teacher photos are still viewable over at Queerclick (link NSFW), so go show them some love!
(Thanks to John for the tip.)
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posted by Bmad on Friday, September 25, 2009
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I am now exceedingly jealous that I didn't go to Tsavo's high school. If I had walked in on my jr. high coach choking his chicken... well, I would've offered to help.
Posted by:
Howie |
September 28, 2009 2:52 PM
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damn...would love to lick the cum off his stomach in that last shot...
:-)
ok...so i'm cheap.
Posted by:
mark-allen |
September 28, 2009 11:01 AM
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He is beautiful and it is really a shame that this kind of thing should affect his career in such an unfortunate way. I think that him doing porn does not in a any way affect his teaching skills, and firing him for something like this only show how close minded our society is in reality.
Power to him tbh.
Posted by:
fazz |
September 28, 2009 5:27 AM
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"instead of telling all your friends you should have just taken the snaps straight to Coach Handley and used them to blackmail him for sex. DUH!"
Lol! That's what I would have done! Kids ruin everything. Well, hopefully now that he's unemployed he'll do more porn. He can get even more money due to the scandal :)
Posted by:
daws |
September 27, 2009 2:56 PM
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wonderous :)
Posted by:
qweda ray sunshine |
September 27, 2009 2:06 PM
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Regarding comments from Tsavo....
Nothing more than what you would see in the locker room???? So you saw guys jerking off with their legs in the air in the locker rooms at your school? man I wish I had gone to that school...lol
That being said..if this guy had been my gym teacher I may have actually taken the class.
Posted by:
Canada |
September 27, 2009 6:39 AM
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omg, thats so funny!
"Harvey Grammar was nicknamed Pervy Grammar three years ago when a blonde music teacher was sacked over topless magazine photos.
Kristina Howells was hired after a male teacher left amid allegations he downloaded adult porn on school computers. "
Its porn school!
Posted by:
Kizz |
September 26, 2009 9:08 PM
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He should come to the US, we let teachers have sex with the students.
And I'm not sure what is the uproar about the pictures. He's a gym teacher. Everything you see in the pictures is what you'd see in the locker room.
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Tsavo |
September 26, 2009 6:04 PM
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We are so on the same page cuz I woulda ran to his office - lube in hand, to get some of that!
xo
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Posted by:
NativeNYker |
September 26, 2009 3:32 PM
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