Why wasn’t Sam Handley, 25, of Kent (that’s in England!!!) my high school gym teacher?! I mean, my own Ms. Wolf was pretty great because she let us do the daily crossword instead of playing volleyball, but still. She looked nothing like this hunky English sir, and she definitely wasn’t posing nude as the news for hardcore solo-porn. That’s probably just as well I suppose, but really– imagine how much more fun shower-time would have been with this guy handing out towels?
Unfortunately for the students of Harvey Grammar, Mr. Handley’s tenure as Brittania’s most starkers pedagog has come to spermy and tearful end. The teacher, an amateur model who went by “Mike” at EnglishLads.com was fired yesterday amid a flurry of text messages after news of his nude tumescence was spread amongst students and reached the attention of killjoy administrators. Memo to whoever first found the pictures: instead of telling all your friends you should have just taken the snaps straight to Coach Handley and used them to blackmail him for sex. DUH!
UPDATE: EnglishLads.com has threatened us legally, even though we have promoted them for years, so we have taken down the photos. Not the coolest move! We encourage you to satisfy your hunger for uncircumcised English cock pretty much anywhere else, including Blake Mason, Naked UK Guys, or one of the million other sites doing exactly what they are doing. In the meantime, the naked gym teacher photos are still viewable over at Queerclick (link NSFW), so go show them some love!
(Thanks to John for the tip.)