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!! OMG OMGOMGOMG! R-Patz and T-Laut Bare Boobs in New Moon Trailer !!


Cover your ears! That excruciating dog-whistle sound you’ve been hearing all morning is the sound of a billion teenage girls completely spazzing out over the just-released preview for New Moon, which is, (duh) the sequel to the Mormon vampire chastity extravaganza known as Twilight. And the producers of the trailer clearly know what they’re doing because the whole thing is basically just an excuse for newly-minted heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to strip down and shake their moneymakers. No, no no, there’s no peen, boys— it’s Mormon, remember?– but you do get to see some completely hawt nipple action.
Okay, okay: that excruciating dog-whistle sound you’ve been hearing all morning was actually ME. <3 <3 <3 <3 U RPATZ!
(P.S. Sorry about the posting delay this morning! There was a little Time-Warner issue on this end…)

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    Hmmm… R Patz is hot, but in all honesty the empty side of my bed will always be reserved for Taylor Lautner… He’s just so… Uhm…HAWT. Butch, sexy, etc….
    Mormons are coming of age… First gay cinema with “Latter Days” and now Vampires… Wow, next thing you know they’ll be drinking coca cola and having multiple sex partners…*G*

    WHY DO WEREWOLVES WEAR PANTS?!
    I mean, they clearly cannot transform with shirts on. How the hell do pants work?

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