Those of you were too faggy to go for freebies-and-fun-loving Trenita are in luck, because today OMG Blog is bringing you a sexy smorgasbord of available BACHELORS. That’s right: these guys all have weiners, and this time there’s a little something for everyone. Well, as long as you’re looking for a man who:
-Dresses like a viking
-Goes to bed early
-Pulls sponge balls out of little girls’ ears
Is that the whiff of romance I smell in the air? Or is it just that I haven’t done laundry in two weeks? Either way, I think you boys should hurry up and get your videos together. These guys aren’t on ManHunt!
NOTE: Smokers, fatties, big overgrown monsters, and “Donna Juanitas” need not apply. Good luck, boys!
(Thanks to KYLE for the tip!)