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Jkjkjkjkjk. Actually, I realize all you want is nude, naked pictures of tennis players. So I have obliged. Click through for the NSFW action.
Here’s Tommy Robredo returning a serve in all his nude glory from the deck of some kind of imaginary cruise ship.
I know, I know– simmer down, commenters. I’m aware it doesn’t count as naked if you can’t see the crack, but I still thought the picture was hot. Scroll down for more traditional butt shots, and maybe even some burrito if you’re lucky.
In the meantime, are those Pat Cash’s pubes or is that lady just wearing some weird maribou scrunchy?
Look, an actual butt! Feliciano Lopez reminds us that CRACK IS BEAUTIFUL.
Here’s someone named Rainer Schuttler getting what one can only assume is THE FULL RELEASE.
And little Rafael Nadal in an accidental moon. (Am I the only one who thinks Rafa is actually totally busted? Sorry, just saying!)
Arnaud Di Pasquale gets intimate with a towel in this intriguingly silent Youtube video:
Most erotically, here’s vintage tennis star Don Budge showing off his lush pubic tresses in some old-timey locker room. The good old days!
Finally, because I know you just wanna see some dick (and to make up for that last one), here’s some porn star sitting next to a bunch of tennis balls. HAPPY NOW?