“You see Adam and God, and they’re hanging out, and they’re, you know, walking through the garden in the cool of day. And God would, BOOM, blast Adam with his love, and Adam would just, boom, “You know what? I love you!” back, and God would blast him again. And that was the original love affair. It was between God and Adam.”
No wonder God was so pissed about Adam and Steve!
(Everything Is Terrible)