Don’t you hate it when you’re having outrageous homosexual intercourse and a little boy walks in on you?! Gross, plus you’re probably going to jail! How about when you’re all ready to jump some shirtless stud’s bones and end up with nothing more than a long, sensuous embrace thanks to those fussy old Standards and Practices prudes? Being a TV gay can be such a drag!
(Thanks to Veg for the tip.)