Noooo! I’m sure you’ve heard the news by now that Her Royal O-ness, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, is abandoning us! By which I mean, she’s leaving her syndicated talk show (in 2011) for the greener pastures of her own television network– which will, of course, be called OWN. Because what is Oprah about more than consumption, wealth and OWNING things?
Don’t leave us, Oprah! Without your show I will have no one to lull me to sleep during my daily 4pm nap!