Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in HD
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So are you super-excited for the Prince of Persia Movie? I’m sure it will be great– after all, movies based on video games always turn out awesome, right?
My favorite thing about this one is that the Prince of Persia himself is going to be played by total whitey Jake Gyllenhaal. I know he has brown hair guys, but that’s not the same as being Persian! No wonder everyone hates America so much! Next thing you know, they’ll make a movie called The African Queen starring some old white lady from Connecticut. (Oh. Wait.)
Also notice that all the Persians in this movie speak English with a British accent. Because British Accent is the international language of foreign people!
Of course I will see Prince of Persia basically no matter what cause 1) I cannot resist Jake’s big puppy eyes and 2) I am a big geek. But you must admit that it looks very stupid! Okay, but maybe kind of cool too.