!! OMG, He's Finally Naked: Levi Johnston !!
Like any good homosexual, I just back from an elaborate five-hour brunch (thanks Zack!) only to discover my inbox full with the news that the Levi Johnston Playgirl pictures have leaked. THANK GOD! Maybe now we will never have to hear about this person again. (Although considering what a famewhore he is, Mr. Johnston and his bodyguard/publicist Tank Jones will find some way to keep tormenting us.)
Anyway, as expected, Levi coyly conceals his Alaskan salmon-bait. That's right, guys: NO D. The only surprise here is that disturbing discovery that he shaves his pubes. PUKE!
Get a load of Levi's butt, bare chest and stubbly crotch after the jump! Not safe for work! Via Oh No They Didn't.
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posted by Bmad on Saturday, November 21, 2009
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How ridiculous. And after all this we have shaved pubes? PLEASE. If he didn't want to OTURIGHT show his cock, he could have at LEAST done a shot or two that showed an obvious VPL. This way, everyone is convinced it's small.
Posted by:
Dave |
December 13, 2009 11:16 PM
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I am SO with you, OMG. Shave pubes are a total turnoff. I've actually over heard this at the gym--str8 guys see it in porn and start doing it because they think "The chicks dig it!" Keep the razors above the collar bone, boys. Crotch stubble and pubic pudge are not attractive.
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n8trbuff |
November 29, 2009 1:34 AM
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I think he looks cute - He has beautiful eyes/eye-brows...It's odd his pubes are so trimmed and yet his pits aren't...? I think trimming is okay but there's not need to take it down to stubble!
Posted by:
Christopher |
November 26, 2009 2:37 PM
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i think he is adorable!! id loooove some of his baby batter!! yum!
Posted by:
jerry |
November 25, 2009 8:31 PM
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Not bad, not fabulous and I certainy wouldn't kick that boy outta bed but w/o the peen shot, he's easily forgettable. I suppose this is about the ONLY thing I can be grateful of anything that John McCain and the GOP establishment has done for America...as short lived as it is (15 min. worth of fame...oh wait...2 min. cuz' I'm going back to the OMG Blog to see what else is new since I'm so over this kid as of the end of this...sentence.)
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d'Avignon |
November 25, 2009 2:44 AM
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I thought he looked quite attractive with his clothes on, naked not so much. His attractiveness aside, I give him some points for having the nerve. I don't think the stylist or the photographer did great jobs.
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PJ |
November 24, 2009 8:07 AM
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Larry, it is probably not his coronal ridge. It is probably his telephone number. He wants you to call him.
Posted by:
t0m0smith |
November 24, 2009 12:40 AM
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just how many minutes does he have left now?
Posted by:
santi |
November 23, 2009 6:28 PM
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Yawn! Seen it, short and fat. Now Mr. Sarah Palin, that would be nice!
Posted by:
t0m0 |
November 23, 2009 4:23 PM
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From the close up shot with the towel, it looks like a coronal ridge indentation, as if the head of his penis is pressing against the towel. Is it just me? I wonder if they interviewed him and if he said if he was cut or uncut.
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Larry |
November 23, 2009 3:29 PM
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