UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
Word comes from Gawker that Levi Johnston (whose butt I came thisclose to touching last night, long story!) has officially just now gotten nude for Playgirl’s camera. The waiting is almost over! We don’t have the pictures yet, but rest assured we are all over the story and ready to post pictures of Mr. Johnston’s reportedly-smooth butt and girthy (just guessing) manparts as soon as we can get our hands on them.
Daniel Nardicio, if you’re reading this, we reward leaks handsomely at OMG Blog.
Levi’s Johnston Watch: He Is Naked With a Hockey Stick – Gawker