Although I’m completely sick of hearing about “Cougars,” the world’s fakest and most annoying trend, I am quite intrigued at the notion of Sabre-tooth Tigers. They’re cougars, but, you know, older. And what octogenarian could be more sexually desirable than the luscious Cloris Leachman? I have wanted this woman to teach me The Facts of Life ever since she played Mrs. Garrett’s hot-to-trot sister (?) Beverly Ann Stickle. Dear Cloris: let’s get in over our heads!