On one hand, Levi Johnston is still not nude. On the other hand, he is hot and getting nuder by the moment. On the other hand I am totally sick of him and his insincere crap. On the other hand, I hate Sarah “Pig” Palin way more. On the final hand, I feel like it’s my obligation to report the details of his impending nudity as we get closer and closer to the release of the photos. On the last final hand, obviously this is just a bunch of publicity hype about absolutely nothing and I can’t believe I’m buying into it.
So here’s the teaser photo from the shoot, just released on Playgirl.com. (Link NSFW, duh!) I dunno. Do you want to hear more about this or not? I guess you could call this a poll.