!! OMG, Playgirl Alert: Jersey Shore's Pauly D !!
What hath Levi Johnston wrought!? It seems that posing nude is now beside the point for wannabe celebutrash. Why actually show your penis when you can just talk about showing it? And who exemplifies famewhoring wannabe celebutrash better than the drunk oompa loompas of MTV's Jersey Shore?
Although I know we're all praying for The Situation to find himself in a compromising one, we'll just have to settle for Pauly D's D. The tanned and gelled-up reality star-- who has a tanning bed in his home, and at 27 is about five years past the expiration date to be a contestant on The Real World, by the way!-- tells E! Online that he'd be totally willing to wave his pierced thing around for the Playgirl cameras.
Too bad Playgirl actually took a loss on the underwhelming Levi Johnston pictures. Are they going to be willing to pony up again for someone uglier, oranger, and even less famous?
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