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!! OMG, Playgirl Alert: Jersey Shore's Pauly D !!

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What hath Levi Johnston wrought!? It seems that posing nude is now beside the point for wannabe celebutrash. Why actually show your penis when you can just talk about showing it? And who exemplifies famewhoring wannabe celebutrash better than the drunk oompa loompas of MTV's Jersey Shore?
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Although I know we're all praying for The Situation to find himself in a compromising one, we'll just have to settle for Pauly D's D. The tanned and gelled-up reality star-- who has a tanning bed in his home, and at 27 is about five years past the expiration date to be a contestant on The Real World, by the way!-- tells E! Online that he'd be totally willing to wave his pierced thing around for the Playgirl cameras.

Too bad Playgirl actually took a loss on the underwhelming Levi Johnston pictures. Are they going to be willing to pony up again for someone uglier, oranger, and even less famous?

( via Queerty)



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posted by Bmad on Thursday, December 10, 2009
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I'd shell out some duckets to get a gander at Pauly's D any day, ya dig me.

Posted by: ThatGuy | January 15, 2010 1:38 AM

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I take the trash out every day. Why would I want to see more in Playgirl?

Posted by: rudewaitress | December 18, 2009 4:33 PM

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pauly is way hotter than levi! i dont know what you're talking about.

Posted by: marlo | December 10, 2009 11:36 PM

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What's so wrong with Pauly? In my opinion he's waaay hotter than Levi Johnston...

Posted by: me | December 10, 2009 4:21 PM

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I would much rather see Pauly D nude more so than Levi even if he is over tanned and over gelled.

Posted by: Kscredhead | December 10, 2009 4:08 PM

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Save your money, Playgirl. The iPhone pics will be leaking any minute.

Posted by: fakename | December 10, 2009 3:09 PM

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On the show pauly said that he has a Prince Albert

Posted by: ridethejack | December 10, 2009 2:02 PM

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Actually, I'd like to see Pauly's goods.
As for Levi... He and Playgirl screwed themselves (there's a picture) with all the will he or won't he hype. By the time it calmed down, we knew he wouldn't, and we didnt' care anymore. Maybe Playgirl learned they're lesson on when to shut up.

Posted by: Meowzer | December 10, 2009 1:15 PM

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