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!! OMG, Playgirl Alert: Jersey Shore’s Pauly D !!

What hath Levi Johnston wrought!? It seems that posing nude is now beside the point for wannabe celebutrash. Why actually show your penis when you can just talk about showing it? And who exemplifies famewhoring wannabe celebutrash better than the drunk oompa loompas of MTV’s Jersey Shore?
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Although I know we’re all praying for The Situation to find himself in a compromising one, we’ll just have to settle for Pauly D’s D. The tanned and gelled-up reality star– who has a tanning bed in his home, and at 27 is about five years past the expiration date to be a contestant on The Real World, by the way!– tells E! Online that he’d be totally willing to wave his pierced thing around for the Playgirl cameras.
Too bad Playgirl actually took a loss on the underwhelming Levi Johnston pictures. Are they going to be willing to pony up again for someone uglier, oranger, and even less famous?
( via Queerty)


 

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    Actually, I’d like to see Pauly’s goods.
    As for Levi… He and Playgirl screwed themselves (there’s a picture) with all the will he or won’t he hype. By the time it calmed down, we knew he wouldn’t, and we didnt’ care anymore. Maybe Playgirl learned they’re lesson on when to shut up.

    On the show pauly said that he has a Prince Albert

    Save your money, Playgirl. The iPhone pics will be leaking any minute.

    I would much rather see Pauly D nude more so than Levi even if he is over tanned and over gelled.

    What’s so wrong with Pauly? In my opinion he’s waaay hotter than Levi Johnston…

    pauly is way hotter than levi! i dont know what you’re talking about.

    I take the trash out every day. Why would I want to see more in Playgirl?

    I’d shell out some duckets to get a gander at Pauly’s D any day, ya dig me.

    I WANNA EAT HIS HOT TIGHT ASS AND BLOW HIS BRIANS OUT EAT HIS HOTT CREAMMY CUMMY FOR FREE CALL ME NOW 6318569802 OXOXOX

    pauly d fine sexy ass i would eat him out and suck his d!ck all day long 24/7

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