!! OMG, David Beckham Victimized in Italy !!
Those wacky Italians-- always running around acting like they're starring in their own private Fellini movies! The Telegraph brings us the disturbing news that Soccer Spice David Beckham was recently assaulted in Milan by a decidedly un-Posh TV reporter:
Beckham "The stunt was a 'test' to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants. He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene (The Hyenas). As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling 'E piccolo, Beckham' ('Beckham is small'), while being filmed by the show's cameraman. Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver's seat in which he was sitting, shouting: 'You've taken us for a ride! How could you? David!'"
Before you yell at me in the comments, let me express my sincere outrage at this disgusting incident. As Tammy Akbar would say: IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY.
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