While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with babymama/crazyperson Rielle Hunter!
Johnny may be one of the most personally despicable politicians ever, but you have to admit that for a 50+-year-old man, he’s reasonably attractive. Annnnd it turns out he has a giant penis! Gawker reports:
Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”
The sex tape has yet to surface, but it’s surely only a matter of time. (I hope I hope I hope.) Hey former Edwards staffers: send the tape to me! Nick Denton will probably give you a shitload of money, but I’m offering a BJ!