Did you watch the Golden Globes AKA the Retarded Oscars? I did! And guess what!? I haven’t been so bored since high school when they decided to institute two-hour calculus. Why is this televised, and more importantly, why do people insist on watching it? Why did I watch it? Who knows!
The one and only good part (besides Chloe Sevigny’s Big Love win, which was much-deserved and a bit unexpected but still not actually interesting) was Mo’Nique’s acceptance speech, which was graceful, funny and kinda moving without making you totally want to puke.
Unfortunately I still puked an hour later when Precious herself got shafted in favor of Sandra Bullock for her role of Precious’s boyfriend’s mom. Chalk up another one for beautiful white lady saviors! Oh well.