Who knew that you could actually increase the size of your thing using ONLY YOUR MIND? No painful injections, weird pills, or bizarre massaging techniques. All you have to do is listen to a few MP3 files! I guess if you just hypnotize yourself into thinking you have a huge D, it will magically cooperate? That’s what a comely hypnotist known as “Victoria” claims, anyway:
Yes it is true! The mind can dramatically affect the size of your penis, erect and flaccid. Most men experience an average of 1-2? increase in length and fuller girth. Listen to these CD’s for 4-6 weeks and find out for yourself how to reach your potential. Many men report more control and greater sensation during the growth process. Guaranteed results! only $99.00 for all six sessions.
At first I was skeptical, but I was quickly won over thanks to these shockingly convincing testimonials:
“Victoria, I just wanted to let you know that even though I was very skeptical at first, I immediately noticed a small improvement right away (1/4 “) in the first couple weeks, which motivated me to keep listening. Over a six-week span I am now 1 1/2 inches bigger. I am ecstatic! I last longer. I feel enthusiastic. Victoria, your program is so easy, all I do is listen to your soothing voice everyday and I can literally feel the changes taking place in my penis while I’m listening.”
“Victoria, You probably don’t remember me, but I thought I’d write to thank you for your penis enlargement hypnosis CDs. At first, I had trouble (I couldn’t induce a hypnotic state), and I didn’t see results for a while. But eventually everything clicked, and I just had to write to report on my progress, which I feel is pretty amazing.
You were right. Thanks to you and your CDs, I’m now between a quarter and an eighth of inch of my goal of 9 inches erect, and by about 6-7/8 in girth (for an increase of about 1-3/4 inches in length and 1-1/8 in girth)”
Oh, also, there is $10m USD waiting for you in a Nigerian bank account! Obviously I don’t endorse this completely fake-seeming technique, but if anyone who has used it wants to send me pictures of their giant, hynosis-enhanced penises, I will totally change my tune. (Maybe.)
(Here’s the link if you’re really desperate to waste a hundred bucks. Thanks to Linwood for the tip!)