Your dog may be cute, but no how matter how adorable the little darling is, you know it’s missing one important thing. No, not his balls. A mustache! Well there’s a genius new product to rectify that: a special ball known as the humunga-stache will turn your furry companion into the most mustachioed pooch on the block. While I like the handlebar mustache they’re currently offering, I can’t wait till they expand the line to include the ’70s porn ‘stache. Cause who doesn’t want a Tom of Finland dog?
(Buy the humunga-stache here!)