!! OMG, Gay prisoners love OJ Simpson !!
OJ Simpson's turning into the most unlikely of gay icons-- among the felon set, that is. According to the National Enquirer, Simpson, who's currently doing time for the bizarre theft of a bunch of sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel, has a posse of doting gay inmates who wait on him hand and foot:
With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges - and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as "The Girls," says the source...
"He's really tight with 'The Girls,'" said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.
"Whenever we'd be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The 'girls' treated him like he was a king."
While I'm not exactly sure what "openly gay transgender" means, I'm sorry to say that I think I know exactly what The Girls see in Mr. Simpson. (LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK.)
» READ THESE RELATED ENTRIES:
Ashley Simpson thinks she's hotter than Jessica
OMG, how retarded: Jessica Simpson in a helmet
Ashley Simpson can't dye away her Russian roots
OMG, caught gay-handed: Jonathan Knight
Proof that Jessica Simpson never looks in the mirror