!! OMG, She's coming to New York: The Millionaire Matchmaker !!
Millionaires guard your precious $$! Duane Reade guard your nylon clip-on hair extensions! Mothers guard your whore-babies!
I could go on, but I'm too busy trying find my headshot-- because Patti Stanger is leaving La La Land and heading here to New York City to shoot season four of her hit shit-show, The Millionaire Matchmaker.
Known for her bargain-basement "casting calls" and special-means-retarded aphorisms, Patti Stanger's business plan revolves around supplying rich idiots with gold-digging hookers. While that's certainly a model that will work well in NYC (someone please sign me up!) it remains to be seen whether Patti wither up and die once she leaves the toxic, Juicy Couture-scented bubble that surround Los Angeles and gives her sustenance.
Well, who am I kidding? I might make fun of Patti and her "clients," but we all know I'm already flat-ironing and highlighting my hair and practicing my stripaerobics in preparation for her arrival. The search for my rich husband is on! Patti, can you help?
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posted by Bmad on Monday, March 15, 2010
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