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!! OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues !!

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Dear Readers,
F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past few months, I would have expected that at least one loyal reader with access to the tape could have leaked it to me. What good are you anyway?
Well, I’m sorry to say that the crackerjack reporters at The Daily Beast obviously have better sources than I do. Although the tape still hasn’t leaked, they’ve talked to people who have seen it, and are providing the following Nancy Friday version of events for interested parties:

The Daily Beast can now describe the video in detail, based on accounts from multiple people who have viewed it. One source who has a medical background and has worked with pregnant patients says Hunter appears four or five months pregnant based on the swollen state of her belly and nipples. This would would place the tape’s filming somewhere around September or October of 2007, smack in the middle of Edwards campaign for the presidency.
On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign’s official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter’s face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he’s being filmed, one source says, he’s also clowning around and “graphically performing for the camera.”

Well, well, well! There’s nothing I like more than a graphic performance! Unfortunately, until someone mans up and sends me the tape I guess we’ll just have to settle for this totally fake naked picture of Senator Edwards from a few months back. (NSFW)
[The Daily Beast]

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comments

    Agreed… sadly. 🙁 Haven’t said anything before because I wanted to wait to see if it got better. it hasn’t.

    This blog has gone downhill since Bmad took over.
    If you want to get rid of readers, this is the way to do it.
    Lame.

    nobody likes you Bmad.

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