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!! OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner !!


Want to see Taylor "My future's so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses" Lautner's recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to the point of total abstraction!?

Duh! You're reading OMG Blog! Which means you probably just woke up from a disturbingly Zapruderlike dream about penis bulges. (See how well I know you guys?)

Anyway, it's after the jump.

[via Queerclick, thanks to Zach for the tip]


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OMG, just so friggin' sexy: Taylor Lautner

» posted by Bmad on Friday, April 23, 2010
comments: 21 | category: Filthy |



Yeah, he was cute when he was like 14, before he bulked up.

» posted by Tim | February 26, 2011 7:42 PM

Oh come on with this flaccid bull. Even if it's flaccid you still can tell when someone has a tiny pecker. If it's flaccid and no bigger then a thumb then odds are its around 6 inches. I've had enough dick in my like to say this with confidence.

He's probably an average sized guy, 6.5-7 inches which I think is just fine. I've always been OK with the average guy anyway. HUGE gigantic dicks scare me. I'm afraid of impaling a spleen so really 7-8 inches is my preference :D. But anyway, Taylor is fucking hot so who cares if he rockin' a vienna? Anyway complaining would still do him and you know it!

» posted by Keeen | April 30, 2010 7:24 AM

I say never judge a man by his flaccid penis. When it is time for lovin' some grow lots and some don't. And I agree, he doesn't look like a lot of the other pretty boys out there and that is a great thing.

» posted by Omar | April 27, 2010 7:45 PM

one thing is clear. between these and other pics, he dresses to the left.

» posted by anon | April 26, 2010 11:13 PM

six inch cut not an inch more trust

» posted by bambamboy | April 26, 2010 7:45 PM

That's not a "bulge". His cock is tiny, but has a big knob on it. Trust me on that one, dudes.

» posted by mick | April 26, 2010 6:53 PM

he is 100 kinds of hot. i like everything about him - including his unique facial features. that's what makes him hot, as opposed to just looking like everyone else. the guy is SMOKIN'. wicked body to go with it. my rikey. hey taylor - if you're reading this, look me up. haha

» posted by boxer | April 26, 2010 6:41 PM

Meh. It's probably just his pig-nose that extends all the way down to his pants.

» posted by Jon | April 24, 2010 9:35 AM

Seriously people. R we THAT desperate. There r plenty of actual peen to be had on the interweb. Must we waste time on lochness celeb peen.

» posted by mintylaramie | April 24, 2010 6:01 AM

There was more defined bulge in a post-gym show of him back when he wasn't legal. Didn't look like much then, either. And while I wouldn't say ugly, he's not much to look at in the face area IMO.

» posted by John | April 24, 2010 12:36 AM

I hate his nose.

» posted by Jay | April 24, 2010 12:27 AM


well, meh. the prospect was hot, but I thought it would be more obvious. That's about an "any guy getting out of a pool in swim trunks" bulge.
Nothing special.

He needs to take it to the RPattz level. Do a gay role, Lautner! Girls will watch it. Really.

» posted by klarth | April 23, 2010 9:34 PM

He must be wearing tighty-whities, something to smash his package. This is no more a "bulge" than you see on a male mannequin.

» posted by Craig | April 23, 2010 6:05 PM

Freekin ugly? What planet are you from?
Admittedly, I don't see a bulge as much as I see wrinkles in the pants. But, ugly? I would SOOOO do him!

» posted by Meowzer | April 23, 2010 2:43 PM

not. impressed. at. all. he is freakin ugly

» posted by Dave | April 23, 2010 1:59 PM

ummm, there's nothing there.

» posted by s. bartz | April 23, 2010 1:37 PM

As the expression used in an old commercial:

Where's the beef?

» posted by Bob | April 23, 2010 1:37 PM

how sad

» posted by clintpi | April 23, 2010 11:41 AM


» posted by veg | April 23, 2010 11:10 AM

Really? It's come to this?

» posted by Dave Johnson | April 23, 2010 10:13 AM

Uh...what am I missing? I see nothing!

» posted by Robert | April 23, 2010 9:53 AM

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