!! OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner !!
Want to see Taylor "My future's so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses" Lautner's recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to the point of total abstraction!?
Duh! You're reading OMG Blog! Which means you probably just woke up from a disturbingly Zapruderlike dream about penis bulges. (See how well I know you guys?)
Anyway, it's after the jump.
[via Queerclick, thanks to Zach for the tip]
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posted by Bmad on Friday, April 23, 2010
comments: 21 | category: Filthy
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Yeah, he was cute when he was like 14, before he bulked up.
Posted by:
Tim |
February 26, 2011 7:42 PM
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Oh come on with this flaccid bull. Even if it's flaccid you still can tell when someone has a tiny pecker. If it's flaccid and no bigger then a thumb then odds are its around 6 inches. I've had enough dick in my like to say this with confidence.
He's probably an average sized guy, 6.5-7 inches which I think is just fine. I've always been OK with the average guy anyway. HUGE gigantic dicks scare me. I'm afraid of impaling a spleen so really 7-8 inches is my preference :D. But anyway, Taylor is fucking hot so who cares if he rockin' a vienna? Anyway complaining would still do him and you know it!
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Keeen |
April 30, 2010 7:24 AM
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I say never judge a man by his flaccid penis. When it is time for lovin' some grow lots and some don't. And I agree, he doesn't look like a lot of the other pretty boys out there and that is a great thing.
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Omar |
April 27, 2010 7:45 PM
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one thing is clear. between these and other pics, he dresses to the left.
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anon |
April 26, 2010 11:13 PM
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six inch cut not an inch more trust
Posted by:
bambamboy |
April 26, 2010 7:45 PM
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That's not a "bulge". His cock is tiny, but has a big knob on it. Trust me on that one, dudes.
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mick |
April 26, 2010 6:53 PM
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he is 100 kinds of hot. i like everything about him - including his unique facial features. that's what makes him hot, as opposed to just looking like everyone else. the guy is SMOKIN'. wicked body to go with it. my rikey. hey taylor - if you're reading this, look me up. haha
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boxer |
April 26, 2010 6:41 PM
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Meh. It's probably just his pig-nose that extends all the way down to his pants.
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Jon |
April 24, 2010 9:35 AM
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Seriously people. R we THAT desperate. There r plenty of actual peen to be had on the interweb. Must we waste time on lochness celeb peen.
Posted by:
mintylaramie |
April 24, 2010 6:01 AM
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There was more defined bulge in a post-gym show of him back when he wasn't legal. Didn't look like much then, either. And while I wouldn't say ugly, he's not much to look at in the face area IMO.
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John |
April 24, 2010 12:36 AM
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