Want to see Taylor “My future’s so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses” Lautner’s recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to the point of total abstraction!?
Duh! You’re reading OMG Blog! Which means you probably just woke up from a disturbingly Zapruderlike dream about penis bulges. (See how well I know you guys?)
Anyway, it’s after the jump.
[via Queerclick, thanks to Zach for the tip]